Drunk Friends

FTW

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Drunk Friends

Anybody else have there buddys call them up around 4 am just so they can tell you there drunk as shit?
Like they deserve a fuckin medal or something.:rolleyes:

My lil brother got me last night and its always a one sided conversation. There should be a law against drunks using the telephone. TUI or something (talking under the influence).

So i crash back out finally and then around 8 am the tele-marketers start.:mad:
I got so pissed i broke another phone. While im on this rant why is it that tele-marketers can barley speak fucking english??? Jesus Christ what do they pay these fuckers? coco puffs?
 
thick

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i have a friend that lights me up about 1/ month. I just happened to be drinking last weekend with the friends he normally calls from. WE lit him up like never before:cool:
 
swede74

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I am glad some of you fuckers don't know my number...I'd never get a good nights sleep;) Whenever I drink a little, I end up calling this one chick I know...glad she lives a few hours away or I'd be in trouble with the chickie I'm with now.
 
s7v7n

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I have had friends' like those before - kinda seperated myself from them - as I never got sleep....fuckin' rediculous!!

Oh and for the tele-marketers...their job is in Ethiopia and they are paid in slices of bread.
 
chip bronson

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outsourcing has really fucked up a lot of things in our country... :(

as for retarded drunk friends, all i can say is, thank god i have caller id... :D
 
Eleven11

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Mine know better. My problem is my druggie cousin who calls me in the middle of the day to ramble on about nothing then the next 3-4 calls to tell me what he forgot to say in the others :mad: ..................11
 
s7v7n

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Eleven11 said:
Mine know better. My problem is my druggie cousin who calls me in the middle of the day to ramble on about nothing then the next 3-4 calls to tell me what he forgot to say in the others :mad: ..................11
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Those are always fun - don't you just love family!!!
 
Bigkarch

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I use to be that drunk caller when I was in my hay day of drinking...for whatever reason, I loved getting on the phone and talking to people when I was drunk....it got me into a lot of trouble too....hell even ask grizz...I called him a few times early in the morning wondering what he was doing...
 
chip bronson

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i was always under the impression that grizz really enjoyed his gentlemen callers... :D oh shit, now i've done it. i can see an asskicking coming my way in the future... :( btw, where's grizz been lately?
 
FTW

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chip bronson said:
i was always under the impression that grizz really enjoyed his gentlemen callers... :D oh shit, now i've done it. i can see an asskicking coming my way in the future... :( btw, where's grizz been lately?
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The Bear is on a quest for the perfect woman.:)
 
Sweettart29

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FTW said:
Anybody else have there buddys call them up around 4 am just so they can tell you there drunk as shit?
Like they deserve a fuckin medal or something.:rolleyes:

My lil brother got me last night and its always a one sided conversation. There should be a law against drunks using the telephone. TUI or something (talking under the influence).

So i crash back out finally and then around 8 am the tele-marketers start.:mad:
I got so pissed i broke another phone. While im on this rant why is it that tele-marketers can barley speak fucking english??? Jesus Christ what do they pay these fuckers? coco puffs?
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Hell this sounds like something my little brother and I did to my sister on Friday night...Only he was drunk and I was sober and he called her at 1:30 to get her ass out of bed and tell her she needed to be hangin out with us in the middle of nowhere....Yes you heard me right I was sober all weekend....it was fun watching all the drunks make fools of themselves and helpin my dad get rid of the assholes who were causing trouble...
 
FTW

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Sweettart29 said:
Hell this sounds like something my little brother and I did to my sister on Friday night...Only he was drunk and I was sober and he called her at 1:30 to get her ass out of bed and tell her she needed to be hangin out with us in the middle of nowhere....Yes you heard me right I was sober all weekend....it was fun watching all the drunks make fools of themselves and helpin my dad get rid of the assholes who were causing trouble...
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Its only fun a time or two, then its gets to the if you cant beat em join them point.
That or if you cant beat em then beat them up.;)
 
Sweettart29

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FTW said:
Its only fun a time or two, then its gets to the if you cant beat em join them point.
That or if you cant beat em then beat them up.;)
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I was saving my beatings for Mr. Thick...My dad was the one they all had to be scared of he's a pretty big boy....Its even funnier if you have a video camera and you record everything stupid they do...I did that this weekend and there are lots of people out there right now that will be beggin me not to show everyone what they did when they were drunk!!!! The only thing is I need sleep I only slept two hours all weekend long and it is catching up with me now....
 
thick

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whatd i do?
Sweettart29 said:
I was saving my beatings for Mr. Thick...My dad was the one they all had to be scared of he's a pretty big boy....Its even funnier if you have a video camera and you record everything stupid they do...I did that this weekend and there are lots of people out there right now that will be beggin me not to show everyone what they did when they were drunk!!!! The only thing is I need sleep I only slept two hours all weekend long and it is catching up with me now....
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FTW

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thick said:
lol! ok. how bout them cowboys hurting your boy henry?
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ESPN reports that Broncos RB Travis Henry's MRI showed no significant damage to his left knee following the club's preseason game at Dallas on Saturday. The MRI confirmed an MCL sprain, nothing worse. A timetable for Henry's return has yet to be announced, but it's expected that the Broncos will rest him.

Good thing I have 3 RB's on the pine. When healthy Henry should rack up some yards with the Denver OL.;)

I was more shocked by how good Quinn looked than anything else, but it is still pre-season.
 
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