Dear Grizzly

[FTW]

Dear Grizzly

I seen this comming like a car wreck so what the hell...

Dear Grizzly, I have got old, I have not had a strange piece of pussy in God knows how long. The lil head is starting to talk louder than the big head because if I get any older I will have to buy young pussy.
I hardly ever club anymore, well with exception of seeing David allen Coe wednesday night. Should I grow old gracefully and accept the fact I will never be able to get another piece of pussy if I want to keep a relationship?

Signed: Fucked in Kinfucky

 

[thick]

lol man i would never take girl advice from the grizz!

 

[Grizzly]

lol man i would never take girl advice from the grizz!

Eat my ass, hippie!

Dear Fucked in Kinfucky-

His Royal Grizzness had a West Virginia style morning and is now one tooth lesser of a man. Luckily, his immasculation came with a prescription to opiates. BULLSHIT opiates! WTF is the Tylenol 3 shit? I want fucking Vicoden! Think I'll call and tell them the pain is so bad that I can't sleep. I think I need Oxycontin.

Anyhow, due to the warning on the bottle (do not operate heavy machinery, drive or give advice on imporant matters), your question will have to be answered at a later date.

 

[thick]

oh shit. looks like ftw is on his own for a few weeks

Eat my ass, hippie!

Dear Fucked in Kinfucky-

His Royal Grizzness had a West Virginia style morning and is now one tooth lesser of a man. Luckily, his immasculation came with a prescription to opiates. BULLSHIT opiates! WTF is the Tylenol 3 shit? I want fucking Vicoden! Think I'll call and tell them the pain is so bad that I can't sleep. I think I need Oxycontin.

Anyhow, due to the warning on the bottle (do not operate heavy machinery, drive or give advice on imporant matters), your question will have to be answered at a later date.

 

[FTW]

Eat my ass, hippie!

Dear Fucked in Kinfucky-

His Royal Grizzness had a West Virginia style morning and is now one tooth lesser of a man. Luckily, his immasculation came with a prescription to opiates. BULLSHIT opiates! WTF is the Tylenol 3 shit? I want fucking Vicoden! Think I'll call and tell them the pain is so bad that I can't sleep. I think I need Oxycontin.

Anyhow, due to the warning on the bottle (do not operate heavy machinery, drive or give advice on imporant matters), your question will have to be answered at a later date.

LMGDAO!

Damn man Tylenol 3's are what they give kids for pain. What kind of quack dentist did you go see? Choke that motherfucker out if he dont give you something stronger.