Preacher
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LOL thats what I look like when i'm drunk, no close or anything..... wong just flapping in the wind.....I look like your avatar when dancing sober...
LOL thats what I look like when i'm drunk, no close or anything..... wong just flapping in the wind.....I look like your avatar when dancing sober...
Yeay me? OMG, WTF....ALIENS, he probably still has the pod in his bathtub.Yeay me!
I'll most likely be going out with a girl I work with who I've been chatting up the last month next Sunday. Quite a strange "date", as we're going to go to my parents house because she wants to see some cicadas(there aren't any in the city, but there's plenty there).
But that whole "when should I kiss her or should I even try to kiss her" thing is downright terrifying. I haven't had to do this in quite some while. I was with the Brownie for 2+ years and with the girl before her for 1.5yrs and anyone else I've fucked around with in the interim has been drunken fucking, so it's never been a concern.
Now here I am with a chick I actually like and I'll be sober and shit. What's guy to do? I know what I'll do. I'll probably think about it. And then I'll think about it some more. And then I'll keep thinking about it. And then I'll do a quick hug and run.
Honestly, if she tried to have sex with me, I'd probably say no....or so I think now. It's a bit different in the moment. But, really, I wouldn't want to. Not that I don't want to, but I wouldn't want to do so yet.
Ewwwww! What a homo!
So.. have your nuts droped low enough for you to kiss this girl yet?
I Can't believe you haven't got your groove on her yet.. lol
Man, you should have kissed her that first night you sat up talking to 6:30 in the morning. The right moment would have been when you two seperated. Either at her car or the door... If you haven't kissed her yet btw, that is still the right moment. OR... And this has always been my favorite.
Invite her over to watch a movie.. About half way through the movie just move over and put the lip action on her. If she's interested she'll give you a smootch back.. If she aint.. Well, the rest of that movie sure will be uncomfortable... Lol.. Seriously though, if she wasn't interested she wouldn't be taking trips with you (or she wouldn't come over to watch a movie alone with you)
I concur.......besssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttt idea yet!fuck the kiss, pull your cock out half way through the movie and see what she says.... if she doesn't do anything send her home.....
Would my intention be trying to make her laugh? It's a grower, not a shower. LOL Shit, sitting down with my balls squished between my legs, I may as well call it an in-ie. LOL....not so much. Wish I had a fat limp donger like my old roommate so that I too could put my cock on people's shoulders while they're sitting in chairs.fuck the kiss, pull your cock out half way through the movie and see what she says.... if she doesn't do anything send her home.....
Would my intention be trying to make her laugh? It's a grower, not a shower. LOL Shit, sitting down with my balls squished between my legs, I may as well call it an in-ie. LOL....not so much. Wish I had a fat limp donger like my old roommate so that I too could put my cock on people's shoulders while they're sitting in chairs.
Hahaha...I feel ya'. I'm the same way - my pee-pee is nothing until it gets turned on - then it's all over from thereWould my intention be trying to make her laugh? It's a grower, not a shower. LOL Shit, sitting down with my balls squished between my legs, I may as well call it an in-ie. LOL....not so much. Wish I had a fat limp donger like my old roommate so that I too could put my cock on people's shoulders while they're sitting in chairs.
I have to spend money if I'm taking her out, silly.lmao damn grizz u gotta quit divulging all of this info. Mr micropenia man Quit spending money on her until u find out if she is romantically interested or not. ALso, dont go marrying this chic b/c u r in a lust phase. Friggin bear in heat i tell ya
I've heard that works really wellCharlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.