I must relinquish my crown

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
I must relinquish my crown

I am a terrible example of a manwhore anymore these days! :( You have to turn my membership into "pussiest member of all".

I can't leave the house without meeting a new girl this week and I have no idea why! More importantly, I'm afraid of them all! :eek:

There's this amazing little girl on the train that I goddamned well know has been peeping me the 2 times I have seen her. Operative word being "little". I'm petrified of her!

I just went to the grocery store and this girl who I was almost jerking off looking at downright sent her dog over to me so that she could talk to me. I decided that beer and a roast was more important and just went to the store instead. :eek:

I have failed at life. I must relinquish my title. I suck.
 

Vicious Cycle

Trusted Member
I am a terrible example of a manwhore anymore these days! :( You have to turn my membership into "pussiest member of all".

I can't leave the house without meeting a new girl this week and I have no idea why! More importantly, I'm afraid of them all! :eek:

There's this amazing little girl on the train that I goddamned well know has been peeping me the 2 times I have seen her. Operative word being "little". I'm petrified of her!

I just went to the grocery store and this girl who I was almost jerking off looking at downright sent her dog over to me so that she could talk to me. I decided that beer and a roast was more important and just went to the store instead. :eek:

I have failed at life. I must relinquish my title. I suck.
You'll get no argument from me. :p
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
Redeeming myself! I made friends with this colored girl on the bus. I'm 95% certain of going there tonight.

She probably has AIDS and I'm going to catch 'em, but I don't care! My dick will not be silenced! He is quite fucking bossy!
 

lyfespan

New member
Redeeming myself! I made friends with this colored girl on the bus. I'm 95% certain of going there tonight.

She probably has AIDS and I'm going to catch 'em, but I don't care! My dick will not be silenced! He is quite fucking bossy!
lol whats he gonna say when you put the bag over his head :eek:
 
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