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Massive690

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heres a fast food post for you... got it off the old poems thread from meso. that shit was classic:

ok fuckers... i have held off long enough!

TWAS' THE NIGHT BEFORE THUMBING AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
THERE WERE 4 GUYS, THICK, STNCOLD, MASSIVE, RAMBLO THE QUEER AND HIS SPOUSE,

FAST FOOD IS HUNG, IT HANGS OFF HIS CHAIR
IN HOPES THAT HE COULD SUCK IT, RAMBLOW WOULD STARE

THE GUYS WERE NESTLED ALL SNUG IN THEIR BED
WHILE VISIONS GENTLESTRENGTH DANCED IN THEIR HEADS,

AND RAMBLO IN HIS THONGS, AND THICK IN A COPS LAP,
HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A LONG WINTERS NAP,

WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN AROSE SUCH A CLATTER,
MASSIVE YELLED AT STNCOLD 'THE CUM WASNT SUPPOSED TO SPLATTER!'

AWAY TO THE WINDOW I FLEW LIKE A FLASH,
TO SEE THICK ALL UP IN RAMBLOWS ASS,

MASSIVES FACE FULL OF CUM IT LOOKED LIKE SNOW,
TURNS OUT THICK TURNED RAMBO IN TO AN ASS HO,

WHEN, WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR,
BUT STNCOLDS GAY ASS COMING FOR MY REAR,

LAYING MY DICK ON THE SIDE OF HIS NOSE,
YOU CAN SEE HIS RED ROCKET START TO AROSE,

WITH A WINK OF AN EYE AND MUSCLES OF MASS,
I TURNED HIM AROUND AND SHOVED THIS BROOM STICK UP HIS ASS,

HE SPRANG TO HIS FEET, TO HIS TEAM GAVE A WHISTLE
OFF THE FAGS WENT LIKE THE DOWN OF A THISTLE,

I HEARD ALL THE FAGS EXCLAIM AS THEY RAN OUT OF SIGHT,
I LOVE DICK IN MY ASS, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
 

FTW

Trusted Member
My personal favorite Food post was the one where he took a shit in a public bathroom and worded it like it was a novel. :)
 

FTW

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Oh hells bells i just seen Massive gaytar and fuckin lost it!!!!
BWHAHHGAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAH
 

thick

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lol fat food just might come out of the closet on here. Swede and thl's chon chons will make him feel comfy
 

THL

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I almost forgot about my MCDONALDS Shitscapade..... still haunts me...
To kind of get you caught up, thick only had 200 posts last Friday. That fucker has over 800 in the last 3 days. 150 were jokes, around 200 were bump/swede gay bashing and the other 450 were computer help related. lmao
 

FAST FOOD

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To kind of get you caught up, thick only had 200 posts last Friday. That fucker has over 800 in the last 3 days. 150 were jokes, around 200 were bump/swede gay bashing and the other 450 were computer help related. lmao
still a whore I see....... if he spent more time trying to flatten his tires to attract redneck cops to come save him and whisk him away to his blowjob haven.... then he would reduce his posts by at LEAST 35-40....

looks like I have a LOT of catching up to do.... but I had to chime in over at meso about somebody and not being able to wipe their ass correctly. i found just the right remedy for him. happy thumbing!
 

THL

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looks like I have a LOT of catching up to do.... but I had to chime in over at meso about somebody and not being able to wipe their ass correctly. i found just the right remedy for him. happy thumbing!
LMAO!!!! I just read that post!


You assbags that can still get on meso have to check out ff's post! :D
 

FAST FOOD

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i wouldn't let you knock on ANYBODYS wood, clit!!!!! your homoerotic fantasies are safe with me though big guy ;)
 
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