Excuse to fart around your wife

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fighteveryone

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farting is no taboo subject around me and the girlfriend. when the situation arises, her or i are not hesitant to let it rip with somewhat of a warning in order.
 
thick

thick

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lol that is nice. I never really do around my gf or wife. I also dont like girls who do it around me
fighteveryone said:
farting is no taboo subject around me and the girlfriend. when the situation arises, her or i are not hesitant to let it rip with somewhat of a warning in order.
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Chopper

Chopper

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my wife has never farted around me!! EVER!! been with her for like 7yrs!!!

ME on the other hand....yea i let them rip at will!! Anytime and Anywhere!!
 
THL

THL

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fighteveryone said:
farting is no taboo subject around me and the girlfriend. when the situation arises, her or i are not hesitant to let it rip with somewhat of a warning in order.
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That is wrong! I like to think that girls don't fart, poop, or pee at all and when they fart around me it makes me realize that it's not true. The fart game is not something women should be allowed to participate in period!
 
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fighteveryone

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THL said:
That is wrong! I like to think that girls don't fart, poop, or pee at all and when they fart around me it makes me realize that it's not true. The fart game is not something women should be allowed to participate in period!
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hey man, me and the lady have nothing to hide. not even a nice fart every now and again.

its not lady-like and certainly isnt flattering, but i think the ultimate sign of trust between a man and a woman is the free exchange of gases when the moment beholds them.

i actually feel honored to know that i am the only person aside from herself that she has openly farted in the presence of. it took almost 3 years for us to get to this point in our relationship.
 
THL

THL

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fighteveryone said:
hey man, me and the lady have nothing to hide. not even a nice fart every now and again.

its not lady-like and certainly isnt flattering, but i think the ultimate sign of trust between a man and a woman is the free exchange of gases when the moment beholds them.

i actually feel honored to know that i am the only person aside from herself that she has openly farted in the presence of. it took almost 3 years for us to get to this point in our relationship.
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True. My wife farts in front of me sometimes but I always make fun of her and act like I'm going to throw up so she tries not to. She wouldn't do good at the fart game.
 
thick

thick

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i agree but the metro craze has made sissified boys and boyified girls
THL said:
That is wrong! I like to think that girls don't fart, poop, or pee at all and when they fart around me it makes me realize that it's not true. The fart game is not something women should be allowed to participate in period!
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thick

thick

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that explains it all. Lady-like is a feature that turns you off:D
fighteveryone said:
hey man, me and the lady have nothing to hide. not even a nice fart every now and again.

its not lady-like and certainly isnt flattering, but i think the ultimate sign of trust between a man and a woman is the free exchange of gases when the moment beholds them.

i actually feel honored to know that i am the only person aside from herself that she has openly farted in the presence of. it took almost 3 years for us to get to this point in our relationship.
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